Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Return of the Hermit

The inevitable has happened. 
This happens to me every year.  It usually hits me around January 5th,
so I would say that making it all the way to the 12th is amazing progress!
Every year without fail I start having the same emotions.
I transform into a hermit.
I don't want to set one foot outside of my
house until at least the end of March
and possibly longer.
Some people would go stir crazy but I am here to tell you that
as long as I had my health and a good supply of
life necessities I would be in heaven.
It may be that I have that "seasonal mood disorder", but if I go to a doctor to get diagnosed with it then he would probably find many other brain "disorders" as well.
That's a chance I am not willing to take.
I know that I have some Indian blood in me. 
Probably from those Indians that came from Southern Florida. 
I know I couldn't be from Canadian Indians.
I think my Indian name would be "Sleeping Bear". 
There are many reasons why this is a fitting name for me.
Not only could I hibernate, but I also enjoy napping even when the weather is perfect, I also love fish, get cranky for no apparent reason, protect my young to a fault, and I like fur coats.
I have pioneer ancestors too.
My pioneer name would be "dead".
There's just no way I would have made it.
I am sitting here in my heated house with my sweater and
warm fuzzy socks on complaining about the cold.
When I go somewhere it will be to the garage to get into my heated car.
When I return home if I need to I can whip up a cup of hot, hot chocolate.
I know it's spoiled and selfish, but I still wish I could stay home for the next few months.
This too shall pass, it does every year.

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