I am not sure exactly how it got there but there is definanlty some kind of sensor hidden somewhere in my behind (sorry for any graphic images that may be flashing in your mind right now). I may have been ubducted by aliens, maybe girls are just born with them but they don't get activated until your wedding day, or it may just be some kind of twisted and well thought out practical joke. It is amazing that within 10 seconds of me sitting anywhere on planet earth someone will start calling out my name, the fed ex guy will start pounding on the door, or one or more phones will start ringing.
I used to think my mom was crazy when she said that everytime she would try to go into the bathroom the phone would ring. I would think in my smart little teenage brain "Whatever mom, you are so dramatic...why would you care if someone calls you??? Talking on the phone is the best, I could do it for hours and hours and hours, who needs a bathroom - seriously?!?"
If I was abducted by aliens then I have bigger things to worry about. If all girls are born with a sensor that doesn't activate until your wedding day I suggest becoming an old maid. If it is some kind of practical joke that 50 people are in on, they are going to get it bad when I find out. However it got there, I guess I will have to just deal with it. For now I am hoping that it has a battery that will run out or that we will get an EMP attack that knocks it out. If any of you other moms have found a solution to this, please let me in on your secret!!!
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